Girls Gone Geek

It’s no secret that the ladies of G3 love Secret Six. A key ingredient to the Six’s magic is the loopy shit that Ragdoll says. His complete lack of morals and lunatic perception makes him dangerous in a fight, especially while ridiculous, distracting things are coming out of his mouth. He’s always good for a ROFLcopter. And you gotta have respect for the er … guy who appreciates the fabulousness of Wonder Woman’s boots! Here are some of our favorite panels and quotes from our freak of the week.

“If I’d known we might die, I would have done something filthy enough to shame the heavens as my last act.”

“I make it a rule to believe every ridiculous thing that comes out of a beautiful woman’s mouth.”

“Ack! It’s the All-Dead Atom! He’s the flying fetus of doom!”

“I’ve asked to be buried in a vat of taffy. Cinnamon, or Lemon-Lime.”

Ragdoll: “Oh, dear, not slavers! Why, that’s almost nearly the sort of kind of barely a little bit about half as bad as the murderers and despots we normally work for! And here I thought I’d had my scruples removed already.”
Scandal: “I believe that was your testicles, Mr. Merkel.”
Ragdoll: “Best decision I ever made, nasty little prunes they were, too!”

*Dragging an unconscious Wonder Woman along by her leg*
“Oh, it’s Santa Ragdoll, bringing stocking stuffers for those heterosexuals with enormous feet. Who ordered a busty meatloaf?”