Friday Favorite: Young Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi

If you’re ever in the mood to start an argument, try telling an adult Star Wars fan that the prequels have some redeeming value. No one wants to hear it, and you can count me among the hardcore Star Wars fans who will not be buying a ticket for the re-release of “The Phantom Menace” in 3-D today. (For a longer analysis of that movie’s impact, check out my article on the CNN.com Geek Out! blog.)

But for all my hard feelings about Episodes I-III, I have to admit that George Lucas got one thing right: casting Ewan McGregor as young Obi-Wan Kenobi. Continue reading

Nerd Lunch Podcast: Comic Book Scenarios

Greetings on this most glorious and geeky Wednesday! While you contemplate your pull list; add a little soundtrack to your day, and head over to Nerd Lunch to listen to our guest appearance on their weekly podcast. We answer some of history’s greatest questions! If you had superpowers, would you use them for good? What comic book planet would you want to vacation on? AND which artist/writer team would you have reboot YOUR life? We answer all of these and more on the Nerd Lunch Podcast 21: Comic Book Scenarios. Check it out!

2011 Memorable Moment: Charles and Erik’s Mind-Meld

FassAvoy!

Michael Fassbender’s Erik Lehnsherr and James McAvoy’s Charles Xavier were a match made in cinema heaven in this summer’s “X-Men: First Class.” (See review here.) The push and pull between the two of them is the movie’s greatest strength, and their relationship is essentially — as McAvoy has called it — a love story.

Maybe that’s why the scene where Charles helps the future Magneto discover the magnitude of his mutant power goes right to the gut. During a training session, Erik attempts to turn a massive satellite and fails because he’s using the wrong fuel: anger. Charles/Yoda advises him that “true focus lies somewhere between rage and serenity,” and he reaches into his friend’s mind to find a beautiful memory — one of his mother. Erik tries again and the damn thing moves. Best personal trainer ever.

It’s Charles’ belief in his friend’s goodness and Erik’s awe at his own gift that make this moment a killer, and one of the best in X-movie history.

G3 Gift Guide: Part V.

ANY day of the year will do for the following First World items my heart so desires. If you are interested in sponsoring a small piece of my geek happiness without anything in return besides a thank you, message me. I’m not kidding.

Ame-Comi Heroine Series: Wonder Woman
I should have bought it when it was first released. My comic shop even had one, and I STILL didn’t buy it. Now, she’s harder to find and way more expensive when you do. I’m not big into figurines (although I do have the Ame-Comi Black Canary), but this gem is an ode to one of my favorite moments in comics when Greg Rucka’s Wondy so magnificently slays Medusa. I feel … like I need it.

CHEW: The Omnivore Edition, Volume 2
There are a ton of hardcovers I would like to get my hands on. Literally, a ton. But Image releases the second CHEW Omnivore Edition this December, and I have been looking forward to it for a few months. I will own ALL SIX Omnivore Editions because I love CHEW. You should love CHEW, too.

Wonder Woman Boots
What girl doesn’t want a pair of Wonder Woman boots? No, seriously. WHAT girl? Because if said girl exists, I am respectfully informing her that she is broken inside.

What makes this pair of boots so special? Well, let’s start with the fact that it is the only pair I’ve seen that isn’t made with patent leather and a platform. Also, they are adorable. I could wear these pretty much anywhere. I just dare someone to try and stop me from rocking them at the office on “Jeans Friday.”

Star Wars Chop Sabers
There is a sushi restaurant near my job. I go there about once a week to get me a caterpillar roll. My friends who like sushi are few and far between, so I usually bring my comics to keep me company at the sushi bar. A few of the guys who work there have noticed me reading comics. Thus, they’ve chatted me up regarding Y: The Last Man and how I need to be reading Locke & Key, like, yesterday. I want these nifty little saber sticks, not because of my Star Wars fandom (which may or may not exist), but because  I love sushi, light sabers are awesome, and the guys at the sushi joint will be tickled to death (star).

Hermione’s Beaded Bag
I was super late to the Potter Party, but now that I have arrived … I love the shit out of the series. Full disclosure, I have only read five out of the seven books, but I loved ALL of the movies. Usually it is the other way around for me, preferring book to film. But I could watch them several times and not tire of them. I am not reading the books again. The best part about the movies and the books is Hermione Granger. She is probably one of my favorite characters, ever, particularly because she’s such a smart girl. Hermione is always prepared. I fancy myself a planner of sorts, and when she whipped out her beaded bag that had EVERYTHING in it, I just knew she was a girl after my own heart.

There is an exact prop replica of her beaded bag, and I would love to have it. Aesthetically, it is a bit hippie. BUT if anyone on the streets recognized what it was, they’d instantly qualify to be my best friend.

G3 Gift Guide: Part E.

Omnibus hardcovers. Limited-edition figures. Clever, in-joke T-shirts. With all the tasty treasures available to the modern-day fangirl and boy, it’s a wonder we all haven’t bankrupted ourselves. Thank goodness for Christmas/Festivus/Winter Solstice/Whatever, which provides an opportunity to subtly inform those dear to us that we’d be ever-so grateful if they’d hook us up with those Promethea trades we’ve been eyeing for months. Or that “Kessel Fun-Run” tee that only costs a lousy 25 bucks and would prove that they really love us.

Just in time for the Black Friday feeding frenzy, V. and I have prepared our personal wish lists. Santa, take note.

Star Wars Art: Comics
Star Wars + Comics + Art = Heaven. The talent represented in the second volume of the Star Wars art series is off the charts: Adam Hughes, Bill Sienkiewicz, Joe Kubert, Amanda Conner, Paul Pope, etc. This book contains some frickin’ glorious original art and images from three decades of Star Wars comic books. Just watch this video. You’ll want it.

Justin Van Genderen Metropolis Travel Poster
Speaking of art, I fell in love with Justin Van Genderen’s minimalist comics/sci-fi travel posters when I stumbled across them last year. I want every single one of them, but if I had to choose, I’d go with this striking print of Superman soaring over the Metropolis skyline. Simple and perfect.

Wonder Woman Cuff
Do I even have to say why I want this? nOir Jewelry’s entire DC Collection is the business, but this big, bold cuff is a particularly gorgeous statement piece. The star design makes it look almost animated, and I imagine it’s the last thing a super-villain would see right before getting knocked out cold. Lasso not included.

Local Deluxe Hardcover
This critically acclaimed series of 12 individual but interconnected stories has been on my Want List for a while. I’m a big fan of Ryan Kelly’s illustrations, and Brian Wood definitely has a way with absorbing, emotionally resonant narratives. When I saw the deluxe hardcover in my comic book shop, I knew that it was destined to someday be mine.

Robin Socks
My favorite sidekick(s) get some kitschy love with these over-the-top socks, complete with a little yellow cape. They’re perfect for puttering around drafty Wayne manor, but I have a feeling Damian would burn them on sight.

A Flight of Angels
My LCS owner told me to take a gander at this fantasy graphic novel, and I was sold the moment I laid eyes on Rebecca Guay’s ethereal cover and lovely interiors. Authors including Bill Willingham and Holly Black contributed to this story about a (literally) fallen, dying angel and the assembled beings who decide what to do with him. Each creature has a different view of angels, and they share their individual stories before final judgment is handed down. Check the enthralling preview.

G3 Review: Once Upon a Time

When I got wind of the TV show Once Upon a Time, I was instantly intrigued because of its surface similarities to Fables. Both revolve around fairy tale characters who have been exiled from their magical realm to ours, and that’s excellent storytelling material. Obviously, a show on ABC Family and a comic book with mature themes are going to have some differences, so I didn’t expect an R-rated clone. Besides, it’s been a while since I’ve seen a kid-friendly show that everyone in my family actually wants to watch. (I’m told Grimm is much darker, but I haven’t seen it.)

So what’s the verdict? Once Upon a Time is a good-looking show, and the parts that work well are entertaining. Some of the characters, especially the villains, are great fun to watch. Though it can get a little draggy at times, there’s enough mystery and suspense to keep a viewer coming back each week. The production values exceeded my expectations, especially in the show’s flashbacks to fairy tale world.

The first episode, in which the Evil Queen casts a dark spell over the kingdom, is the best so far. Lana Parrilla is fantastic in this role, and the scene where she barges in during Snow and Charming’s wedding is one of the show’s most memorable yet. Dressed like she’s going to a drag queen ball, EQ pretty much steals the show and puts everyone on notice that they’d better enjoy themselves while they can, because it’s gonna get ugly. She eventually casts a dark spell over the Kingdom that tosses all the players into modern times and causes them to forget who they are. Ruthless? Yes, but there is a secret sadness that makes her more than a one-note witch.

Shift to present day where a bail bondsman named Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) is paid a visit from Henry (Jared Gilmore), the child she gave up for adoption 10 years prior. Emma winds up in Henry’s deeply weird residence of Storybrooke, Maine, where the Evil Queen (known here as Regina) is mayor and the boy’s adoptive mother. Time never moves forward and no one there can remember who they are. Well, almost no one. Regina knows what’s up, as do Henry and Rumplestiltskin (Robert Carlyle), aka snake-in-the-grass Mr. Gold. Like Parrilla, Carlyle is a top-notch baddie who does icky and quietly dangerous equally well. I also enjoyed seeing the real-world interpretations of storybook characters like Jiminy Cricket, the town therapist; Snow White, a sweet and lonely school teacher; Little Red Riding Hood, a bad-girl waitress; Cinderella, a maid down on her luck.

Henry is Emma’s field guide in Storybrooke, and their relationship is crucial to the larger story. A little bit of the precocious, chatty Henry goes a long way. I understand that he plays an important role in the unfolding events, but boy, is he grating. That’s not a knock on the young actor but the script, which has him popping up at nearly every turn. It isn’t yet clear how he figured everything out, because Regina has kept the curse tightly under wraps.

Regina isn’t happy that Henry is spending so much time with Emma, whose presence is threatening. (Her put-downs of the boy’s birth mom are cutting and coldly delivered.) Given how rattled Regina is by this turn of events, I’m baffled that she didn’t immediately dispose of Emma, Mafia-style. However, there is the potential for serious fireworks now that Emma has decided to stick around — and Regina is clearly not having it.

I won’t lie; I’d be much happier if HBO were doing a TV adaptation of Fables, which would make a hell of an adult TV series. But Once Upon a Time holds its own, and it’s nice to have a quality fantasy show that you can watch with older children. It’s — Dare I say it? — charming.

G3 Anniversary: To Many More

Today marks the two-year anniversary of Girls Gone Geek. As far as passion projects go, I would say that this has been as rewarding as they come. G3 has been a creative outlet, a social forum, and a place to be who we want to be … ourselves. E. and I are beyond grateful that you deem us cool enough to spend a bit of your time here.

Many of you know that I am not a life long comic reader. I only started about five years ago. Erika has been geekin’ her whole life (brave girl). As cliché as this sounds, I’d finally found where I fit when I started reading comics and hanging out with folks of like mind … such as Erika. With the big boom in the popularity of comics, there probably exists more validation now than for comic lovers past. While mainstream media has decided that “geek” is chic, we are certainly enjoying riding that wave. But I have a sneaking feeling that we’ll still be ranting and writing about all the wrongs afflicted on our Diana and the awesomeness that is CHEW after comics have worn out their Hollywood welcome.

I suppose I can’t say that we will be doing the blog forever, but we have no intention of going anywhere any time soon.

For better or worse, we love our comics and we love you guys for reading and commenting.

Geeks for life, love and the pursuit of the perfect Canary costume.

G3 Review: Free Enterprise

Free Enterprise
Rating: R
Director: Robert Meyer Burnett
Writers: Robert Meyer Burnett and Mark A. Altman
Starring: Rafer Weigel, Eric McCormack and William Shatner

“Free Enterprise” may be the geekiest movie I had never heard of. A few weeks ago, a generous friend hooked me up with a copy of the film, which was released in just a

handful of theaters in 1998 and quickly disappeared. That’s a shame, because this story about two friends on the edge of 30 is a funny, bottomless pit of sci-fi and pop culture references. It’s also a sharp and ultimately sweet movie about relationships and fumbling toward adulthood.

Robert (Rafer Weigel), the slacker of the duo, would rather spend his money on a Mego Mighty Isis doll than his utility bill, and he can’t stop himself from correcting a bungled Star Trek reference. However, he’s not the stereotypical nerd who can’t get a date. Robert definitely gets around, but his man-child tendencies inevitably undermine the romance. As one woman puts it, “Wow. Your place looks like a really rich fourth-grader lives here.”

Mark (played by Eric McCormack of “Will & Grace”) is a sci-fi magazine editor who is practically ossified in cynicism and quietly freaked out about turning 30. While he’s more responsible than Robert, Mark is seriously impaired when it comes to intimacy. The most exciting part of his evening is when an anonymous woman having (or faking) an orgasm leaves a recording on his answering machine. Mark is kind of a dick, but he does help Robert out of a financial jam more than once. There’s a heart beneath those withering one-liners. Neither guy is exactly living the dream. Robert edits trashy films for a living, and Mark’s passion project is a movie called “Bradykillers.” Yes, that would be a film about the serial murder of the Brady Bunch.

Mark and Robert meet their idol William Shatner in a bookstore one night, and after going into a babbling fanboy fit, they end up befriending the star. Their obsession with Shatner goes all the way back to childhood when they considered him a sort of guardian angel, so it’s a bit of a shock for them to discover that he’s very human. Later, Robert meets the girl of his dreams in a comic book shop and (barely) recovers after assuming she’s buying “Sandman” for her boyfriend. Robert falls deeply in love with Claire, ignoring friends and employer, but bad habits come back to haunt him. For all the humor, there’s a tenderness in this movie that I didn’t expect.

In addition to Shatner’s charmingly self-effacing performance, there are a number of laugh-out-loud moments and delightful in-jokes. The “Logan’s Run” dream sequence was gold, as were the strategically placed “Star Wars” quotes. I plan to watch it again because I’m certain that I missed something.

I’ll admit that the movie is dated (Do the rappers have to be so stereotypical?) and doesn’t exactly have the highest production values. As much as I dug it, I wonder whether it would resonate as much with those outside Generation X because of the plentiful allusions to ’70s nerdery. However, my civilian spouse liked it, so that indicates some mainstream appeal.

Minor shortcomings aside, “Free Enterprise” is a well-written love letter to the geek community, and it deserves a bigger audience. I’m doing my part to spread the word.

G3 Podcast: The DCnU Roundup

Our Geek Lunch crew had a lot to chew on this month after the first wave of DC’s relaunched titles hit the stands. In this episode, V. and I, along with Shag of Firestorm Fan and our pal Terry M., discuss and debate everything from Animal Man to Voodoo. As usual, it’s a highly spirited conversation with a plenty of laughs. So pull up a chair and join us, won’t you? Note: The lingo is semi-spicy, so keep that in mind if the kiddos are within earshot. Click here to listen to the podcast.

A special thank you to our friend, Dana, for hosting the podcast at his site –  StimulatedBoredom.com.