The Rise of Arsenal was full of ridiculous moments, but the series reached its nadir with a sex-and-violence sequence in issue #3. Roy and Jade, supposedly grieving for their dead daughter, Lian, settled old grievances by fighting one another with household appliances and office equipment. Faster than you could say, “Cliche, much?” the two were doing a bump and grind against a wall. But Jade couldn’t get no satisfaction because of Roy’s, um, equipment failure. Memorable for sure, but not in a good way.